I don’t dance I drink beer


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Do you like to drink when out being sociable, but hate being asked to dance?

If you are anything like me and feel ridiculous dancing, but missed out on many possible encounters by awkwardly declining.
This T-Shirt will help filter out those awkward moments and maybe still get those possible encounters.
There is a second variant to this T-shirt where it states maybe I do dance when drinking but just don’t remember.
Why not buy both and wear them consecutively and see what comments you get from people that remember you wearing the first shirt.
Social ladder climbing results not guaranteed 😉
Width, in 18.51 20.52 22.52 24.49 26.5 28.51 30.52
Length, in 28.51 29.49 30.52 31.5 32.52 33.51 34.49
Sleeve length, in 7.01 7.49 8 8.39 8.86 9.77 10.24

This ultra cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Excellent quality print adds statement to casually elegant appearance.


.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs bigger than usual


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